He spent some time as a tourist in Paris.	Pulling duty as a UPS driver in Michigan.
Impersonating Avril Lavigne.	He was briefly a fashion model in Berlin.
Doing some Buddhist duty in Tibet.	Hiding out with Russian cosmonauts.
Getting in some fishing of the Catalinas.	Doing Peter Frampton cover songs in a bar in Wisconsin.
He spent some time as a park naturalist in Grand Canyon.	He was "Miss Naughty Pants" at a bordello in Louisiana.
He modeled for a lingerie company in New York.	He sold cell phone service in Miami.
He did some Three Stooges work.	Currently playing trumpet at a dinner theater in Boulder, Colorado.